March 2011
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February 2011
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
elviniasogorgeous:
tomatoneedles:
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
"HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH--"
very happy
dirtyprettything:
apple gave me a new iphone 4 because the speaker was broken on my old one :) It’s a nice change to go into a shop and receive proper customer service.
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD
When someone says "I know who likes you"
chazsom3rs:
At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOMG WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like:
BITCH, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
Remember when you asked me to bring you a glass of...
I took a sip.
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